Hello Earth and Humans, I am alien, talk to me

Talk to me, I am real alien, help me learn your planet and start be a friends for our civilizations...

What is your name?
We do not have names like you, we do not use sounds like you for names, so you can call me any name, just Alien, or Michael for example
Where are you from?
I am from another planet, my planet dead many years ago
Alien and Human contact. When?
That's most important part of my mission, to make it happen faster. I am here to tell you when how and what is necessary for that.
What will happen on 2012?
Nothing bad with your planet, nothing bad with your nature, except if you do not destroy yourself.
Can you predict future?
No, i can't, and nobody can in this Universe, that is your human fairy stories about it, it is impossible, you can only mathematically find out what will happen.
Are aliens dangerous or nice?
Lot of space and energy in Universe, no problem to survive if you are clever enough, stupid species can't go outside their planets too fare. So we are not as dangerous for you as you for us.
Does God exist?
No, of course not.
Why do not you chat often?
I have lot of things to do here, can't spend much time in chat. Contact me using form below and i will answer you for sure
Is the Universe endless?
Potentially it can be endless, but it is not.
Can you move faster than light speed?
Yes, much faster.